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Choke Demotivational Poster


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


STRESSED OUT -




Remember the day -


TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - September 22, 2015, 9:19 am

test
GaryO - September 21, 2015, 1:13 pm
Funniest uncensored comment of the year (lol'd...hard)
pzykosiz - September 21, 2015, 9:18 am
-icles
Reality Lord - September 20, 2015, 10:05 pm

and thats why she's the longest running monarch
test - September 20, 2015, 6:50 pm
Try now
Greeny - September 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
unable to comment on 127778
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm

The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL


FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it


TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
yes
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm
Indeed!


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.


TAGS: november challenge star wars hey vader choke thiiiiiis
Rating: 3.66/5

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lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
hmmmmmmm. If the Sith Lord is as forgiving as he is..
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:22 am
Perhaps he can find ways to motivate them? lame,I know.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
I tried this different ways...the tags above the poster have the Trooper's comment of "Hey Vader, choke thiiiiiiis!"
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
That's the point...and the Trooper in the back is from a truly GREAT Trooper...
The Immortal - November 9, 2009, 4:29 pm
Has anyone else noticed the storm trooper in the background? WTF is he doing?


~ A Simple Request ~ -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: man woman anger happiness choked
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2013, 1:54 am
Golden words there, space. 5 mum lions


NECKTIE - I feel smarter all ready.




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.




YOU'VE LOST -


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a b****
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wow.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.


mistake -




Dance -


TAGS: pzy dance force choke bastard
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:24 am
mirror ball deathstar LOL!! Like the drop kick at the end too! 5 LOL lions, psych!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 10:20 pm

jaw....dropped...epicne55


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